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epiphanyx7
06 July 2009 @ 05:47 am
A few things: 

1- Offline friends? Where are you? Please write in your journals.

2- I want to write and write and write but words will NOT come. Instead, I have come up a short Merlin drabble which I may or may not choose to finish. Later.

3- I don't know if anyone cares, but I started writing more String Theory, and now I want to re-work the entire concept, and then once I've re-written chapters One and Two and Three, I will perhaps consider finishing it. As things stand, though, I find that my characters are too young, emotionally, and don't know enough of the world. I'm going to shift the story forward a year and a bit, and change the setting/location. I want there to be slightly more complications and a stronger female presence in the story. Does anybody care? Anybody at all? I need a name for a female character. I need a personality for a female character. Someone interesting. Suggestions?

4- I have no idea if I'm even CAPABLE of writing something... good. And Original. In any case it occured to me a few weeks ago (the idea has been mulled over in my head) that the Jabberwocky universe I'd wanted to write, and the Playing To Win novel I wrote last November were really... very similar. As a matter of fact, I'm fairly certain that Playing to Win only exists as an extension of the Jabberwocky Universe I was so carefully trying to plan at the time. The problem with reconciling the two universes is that one takes place in something like a comic book, with superheroes and dastardly plans and honest-to-goodness villains, and the other takes place in the 'normal' world. I don't know if I can reconcile Connor and Haiku, and while the rest of the characters could fall into place nicely... I'm not sure I want to. I like the fact that Haiku has a scar and a strange name and some disturbing memories, I like that Connor is just like his father and has a disturbing lack of memories. Here's the question: I've written almost 120 000 words for Playing to Win, and only a few drabbles + a LOT of planning for Jabberwocky. Do I try and combine the two, perhaps taking Haiku's name/looks and Connor's personality, pulling enough from the comic book verse to make the novel believable? Or should I work the other way, take key moments of Haiku's adventures and transpose them to Connor? Do I want to turn original fiction into fan fiction, or fan fiction into original fiction? And will the characters lose themselves if I try? Is the sudden lack of violence going to be a problem? And more importantly... should Haiku still sleep in the bathtub?

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Oh, and this is the Merlin drabble I thought up... )
 
 
Current Mood: awake
 
 
epiphanyx7
06 July 2009 @ 02:53 am
I'm absolutely FLOORED. Just... How exactly do I describe this? Well, I thought to myself, "I should look up some really old fic, as in, Harry Potter fic, even though I haven't read it in a while." Naturally, I can't find the story I am looking for, especially because the author in question has removed her fanfiction from the internet.

(Side note, it makes me VERY SAD when people do this. I mean, HEARTBROKEN kind of sad.)

However, I also stumbled across a rumour - that she (the author in question) had removed her fic because she wanted to get published. (Side note, is there a reason published authors can't have public displays of fanfiction? Is there a rule I don't know about? SERIOUSLY IS THERE? I NEED TO KNOW IN CASE I EVER FINISH ANYTHING!) and naturally my stalkerish tendencies kicked in. If she was successful, I mean, I would HAVE to be happy for her. That would be absolutely brilliant, and would greatly make up for the fact that her fanfiction is no longer available to me, if I could instead read her original stories.

Okay, because I am just as awesome as Mirra and my google-fu is something like a +33, it took me about four minutes to track her down and find out that yup, she's gotten published. Oh, and I definitely saw her book the last time I was in Coles, and I did not buy it because I am poor but I had briefly considered it anyway.

How fucking awesome is that? Or weird? I can't tell if it's weird or awesome or just... you know.

I have no idea, I just think it's really cool.

(However, I really AM sad that her fanfiction isn't available. Sometimes, I really, REALLY want to read her stories again. And now, not only will I never be able to re-read them, I'll also never be able to reccomend them to my friends. It's... beyond saddening.)
 
 
Current Mood: disappointed
 
 
epiphanyx7
02 July 2009 @ 03:38 pm
I mean, really. Pay attention to your word choice. Edit yourselves, people, because sometimes I read things and I have to say REALLY? I mean, REALLY? Because "flutter" is probably not what you mean.

You know what flutters? Confetti! Leaves in the wind! Butterflies. I know this, because it's an accurate representation of what their wings are doing. You know what doesn't flutter? Muscles. Because muscles contract. They tighten. They will on occasion spasm, clench, or tense. They do not 'flutter'.

Just. THINK about it. yes, it's a lovely word, but I am staring at it, saying "flutter? really?" because it just seems so inaccurate. Not even the kind of inaccurate that makes me giggle at your penchant for hyperbole. Nope. I just think "Fuck, if one more person tells me that something is fluttering when it's not, I'm going to start rewriting their stories in my head," and you know what? I am.

You hear me? I'm rewriting your stories in my head. Every single fucking time you inaccurately use the word 'flutter'.

Okay yeah I just needed to get that off of my chest.

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Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
epiphanyx7
26 June 2009 @ 01:51 pm
A little help?

Riddle me this:

If I have written fanfic for Gravitation, X-Men Movieverse (Origins and Trilogy), Metalocalypse, Firefly, Supernatural, Stargate SG-1, Star Trek (2009), Entourage, Sky High, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Spiderman Movieverse... where do I post these?

I mean, these are just the fandoms I've written for Kink Bingo so far, and I'm sure that at least some of them have LJ communities appropriate to the story. But honestly. Where does one post Shadowcat/Rogue smutfluff? Is there a Simon/Jayne Comm  I should be a part of? Where the HECK do I post Daniel Jackson/Daniel Jackson sex? Not to mention my random Wesley Crusher/Joshua Albert fic that, by the way, I'm sure is the ONLY one for that pairing.

Eventually, there will be a comm for all the homeless fandoms out there, fics that need SOMEWHERE to be appreciated. But for now... I'm sure the fandoms I've listed above have a home. Where is it?

Okay, so [info]newtrekslash  and [info]st_reboot  are both communities I belong to. Where do I post the non-newtrek fic?

 
 
epiphanyx7
24 June 2009 @ 08:25 am
Okay, you know all those times I said that I wasn't a fan of Zachary Quinto?

I take it back, he is fucking awesome. )

 
 
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Okay. I admit that it was definitely an adventure, and it delivered... some of the things I like. It delivered pretty men fighting with big sticks, and it delivered some ingenuity in tactical advantages, and it also delivered some rampant stupidity. However, the reasons I didn't like the movie are as follows.

Warning: Under the cut there is a lot of me, bitching, and complaining, and blaming "them" because I am not sure who I should blame for the travesty that was this movie. I also quote the Illiad, the movie, the movie script, and talk about Achilles and his "cousin".

Read more... )
 
 
epiphanyx7
23 June 2009 @ 02:45 am
Ohmigodohmigodohmigod, there is such a thing as cliche_bingo, I WANT ONE OH GOD I WANT ONE. Cliches! SO MANY CLICHES.

Huddling in a cave for warmth! Aliens made them do it! Genderswap! Bodyswap! ZOMBIES! Mpreg! Magical Healing Cock! Badfic! Badsex! Deus ex machina! 

Seriously as far as fandom goes, I can't think of ANYTHING more fantabulous. Except, of course, for Gambit/THE WORLD.

I will look upon cliche!Bingo as a way to write things that are non-porny, as all my porno-powers are going to Kink Bingo. And yes. If I get "Fuck or Die" I'm totally going to write that as Gen.

MWAHAHA.

Okay, be honest. Can you HEAR my evil laughter?
 
 
Current Mood: full of motherfucking joy
 
 
epiphanyx7
21 June 2009 @ 06:01 am

Title: Moonlight
Warnings: Werewolves, violence, gore, angst, and sex. Rated R.
Claimer: All mine.
Disclaimer: The real people who have inspired these characters are law-abiding citizens of their respective countries, who do not in any way commit murder on a monthly basis. Nor do they participate in any form of vigilante justice.
Summary: Times are changing, and a new werewolf is swept into an underworld filled with deceit, violence, and unbearable consequences -- no longer human, and yet still struggling to survive...

[Next]
 

 
 
Current Mood: awake
 
 
epiphanyx7
17 June 2009 @ 06:40 pm
A month ago, I would have stabbed myself in the neck to get an invite code to Dreamwidth.

And now, not only do I have an account, I have two invite codes of my own to distribute... anybody want them? Anybody at all?
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Do you ever wish you had a t-shirt that would inform the rest of the world of your intention to rock out with your Spock out? I do. And I'm planning on buying it. Right after I buy the one that helpfully teaches children that ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire, and the one that politely tells you everything is ruined forever.

I love t-shirts.

The last one on my list is this shirt.

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epiphanyx7
13 June 2009 @ 02:06 pm
Right. So, Kink Bingo. I got my first bingo, and a postage stamp done, which I've already posted about. This is my second bingo! Yay me. And yeah, I wrote more Merlin/Arthur, mostly because I could.

  7. NC-17 La Vie En Rose (Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, Roleplay/AU (historical)) - 1129 words

  8. NC-17 First of Many (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Wesley/Josh, Bondage (wrist restraints)) - 1704 words

  9. NC-17 Zero to Sixty in 3.5 (Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, Vehicular/Centre Square) - 1491 words

10. NC-17 Between Your Hips (Entourage, Eric/Vince, Facials) - 755 words

11. R Get Me Through This (Star Trek: XI, Chekov/McCoy, Medical) - 3040 words

I was considering writing another postage stamp - but I don't wanna, not anymore, so screw that. Instead, I'm working on my second card. I will end up writing more Remy/Logan (X-men ftw!) and possibly John/Rodney, and I may even consider Vala/Daniel and Jack/Daniel and the like, because I really enjoy Daniel Jackson. Let's see if I can manage to write my favourite pairing ever... Daniel/Daniel!!

Other things I've done: started writing an AU in which Arthur is a girl, started working on my original pet project again, and I also intend to finish some of my other stuff.

OH and I have like, a week to finish chapter 11 of Moonlight before I totally fail at [info]finishing_wips 

 
 
epiphanyx7
11 June 2009 @ 11:07 am
Okay so my brain is all fuzzy, my mind is all over the place like a squirrel on red bull, and I can't type for shit.

Kink Bingo is ruining me, because all I want to do is write porn -- )
 
 
epiphanyx7
10 June 2009 @ 01:04 pm
No Great Effort, by Helenish. Unfinished and whatnot, but just kind of awesome.
Trouble in Paradise, by Helenish. Hilarious, Kirk as an eager puppy-sort, and Spock as that incredulous 'why are you still following me?' sort. Jim thinks Old!Spock is cool, and Young!Spock has to loosen up. Logical Kirk-Solution? Jim sets up a double date. "Why am I here?" Spock says, when he gets a load of the hovercar, the picnic basket, the impending sunset over one of the famous blue beaches of Kepler V, the girls. Jim has outdone himself.

In Other news, I WANT A BABY OMG SRSLY NOW.
 
 
epiphanyx7
09 June 2009 @ 01:16 am
I've been writing for kink bingo. It's been going well. In case you didn't know, I've moved all of my writing over to my dreamwidth account, where my fic is going to be posted for the forseeable future. (However, I am still planning on linking to it from here, if you're interested.)

In case you care what I've been writing for the past eight days: I have written eight stories, totalling almost thirteen thousand words of porn, in eight different fandoms, for a total of eleven kinks. I'm planning on writing four more stories, for another seven kinks, and possibly ending this card with two lines, two postage stamps, and all but 8 kinks written.

Written So Far:

1. NC-17 Tequila Sunrise (Metalocalypse, Toki/Skwisgaar one-sided, Deepthroating) -- 1793 words
Warning: Toys, implied het.

2. NC-17 Lay Where You're Laying: I Know They're Watching (Gravitation, Shuichi/Yuki, Exhibitionism) -- 1946 words
Note: Not dial-up friendly; image at the end

3. NC-17 Coming Closer (Sky High, Warren/Layla, Facials) -- 1257 words
Warning: Infidelity

4. R Reach Out and Touch (X-Men, Rogue/Shadowcat, Candleplay) -- 1541 words

5. NC-17 These Glass Slippers (Jennifer Crusie's "Bet Me", Min/Cal, Foot Fetish) -- 1042 words

And thus, Bingo! (Horizontal line NOT through the middle)

6. NC-17 (x10000) I Will Make You Hurt (Spiderman, Venom/Spiderman; Suspension / Bondage (immobility) / Double Penetration (one hole) / Collars) -- 2434 words
Warnings: Non-Con, Slave!fic, mentions of torture, suicidal thoughts, and death of a canon character.
Postage Stamp (bottom right corner)

7. NC-17 La Vie En Rose (Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, Roleplay/AU (historical)) - 1129 words

8.  NC-17 First of Many (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Wesley/Josh, Bondage (wrist restraints)) - 1704 words

You know what's scary? Until a few hours ago, I hadn't written ANYTHING for my major fandoms. I feel the need to write John/Rodney, but they don't work with any of my kinks so far. Or at least, they didn't inspire me for any of my kinks.

 
 
 
 
epiphanyx7
02 June 2009 @ 03:17 am
Okay, so a few things worthy of note.

Online photo/image editor that reminds me (in a good way) of photoshop, but free and without the hassle? You better believe I found one. Why? So I could bingo-dab my kink bingo entries, of course! *headdesk*

I got my Kink Bingo Card something like 12 hours ago, and I've already written 3000 words of porn and 2 entries. 3 more and I'll have my first bingo. 8 more and I'll have completed a horizontal AND vertical line. And because "enemas" is on my card this year, I KNOW I'm not going to blackout, so I won't even try.

But oh my god. PHOTO EDITOR! This makes my life SO MUCH EASIER, enough that I've almost regressed to capslock!bean, which as you know is a horrifying idea.

*squees*

 
 
epiphanyx7
01 June 2009 @ 04:23 pm
So, once again, I've signed up for Kink Bingo.

Blah blah blah... )
 
 
epiphanyx7
Back when I was no longer sane, I suggested that someone write Remy LeBeau/population of earth fic. I was joking.

Now, however, I am NOT.

I challenge you all - write a single sentence or paragraph about Remy screwing someone. Because this, as a story, needs to be written. I have NO IDEA what the title is, but the premise is this: Remy LeBeau (Gambit) / population of earth. If ever there was a time for a shameless self-insertion... it is now. Because YOU ARE PART OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH.

Title:
(We'll figure that out later.)
Fandom: Everything/X-Men Movieverse crossover.
Summary: Gambit fucks EVERYONE.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the fictional characters, who are the property of their respective owners and in the case of Gambit, property of Marvel. This is a work of fiction, I have no affilliation with any celebrites or real persons other than myself and my friends, who have never actually had sex with a fictional comic book character, so I'm sure that any similarity to real events is entirely coincidental. I make no money, and I don't want to, I just want Gambit to fuck the world. Literally.
Rating/Warnings: R, or maybe NC-17, Het, Slash, so far no spoilers for the movie.

No, srsly. Remy LeBeau fucks the entire planet. )

See? Now, YOU try.

 
 
Current Mood: thirsty
 
 
epiphanyx7
30 May 2009 @ 11:42 am
Thanks to lovely, lovely people, I now have a DW account. My username is epiphanyx7 (surprise, surprise, I'm SO ORIGINAL) and while I will NEVER EVER abandon LJ, please be aware, the DW account is where most of the writing is going to be.

I mean, once I get organized.

... later.

As things are right now, everything is either on my website or on my LJ. Over the next who-the-fuck-knows-how-long-it'll-take, I'm probably going to copy all of my writing to my DW journal. New things will be posted on DW as well.

Which means, by the way, that I will PROBABLY either post it here too, or link to it. *headdesk* Why, why O Universe, must I complicate my life so?

But yes. I'm SO HAPPY now because I am SO READY for kink bingo. Yup. Kink bingo. I am aiming to ACTUALLY COMPLETE A LINE this year. *facepalm* yeah. At least I'm a little bit more practiced in writing the sexy bits, now.

Oh, and a little note I personally find worth noting? To my everlasting shame, I have yet to complete a single story in the Merlin fandom that was anything other than sex. And yes, the reception has been wonderful. But oh my GOD. I stopped writing porn, and was writing fic with, you know, plot to it, and everything. I was all "Meh, guess I'm porned out," And then I put my other fic aside and started to write car!sex. And sleepy!sex. And I SERIOUSLY HAVE AN ADDICTION SOMEONE CURE ME.
 
 
Current Mood: complacent
 
 
epiphanyx7
No seriously. This is an extension of Cheezer08's post, in which she discussed how fucking insane we are as roomies. It started with me reading a fic in which one character changes the subject on the other by asking "Who do you think would win in a fight, Magneto or Gandalf?" I couldn't stop thinking about it. Because that would be an AWESOME fight. So now I'm pairing up characters to fight other characters portrayed by the same person.

So, let the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Begin....

Ian McKellen.

Magneto (X-Men) vs. Gandalf (LOTR)? Answer: GANDALF. Well, Magneto would have a serious fight on his hands, but he would finally kill Gandalf. And then, Gandalf would come back as Gandalf the White, and kick Magneto's pasty mutant ass.

Hugo Weaving.


Elrond (LOTR) vs. Megatron (Transformers)? Answer: ELROND. It was nice to know you, Megatron, but Elrond survived friggin Armageddon... twice. There is no way one measly little Decepticon is going to get the best of him.

Megatron (Transformers) vs. Agent Smith (The Matrix)? Answer: AGENT SMITH. Computer program vs. Robot, this is not even a fair fight.

Eric Bana.


Hector (Troy) vs. Nero (Star Trek: Reboot)? Answer: NERO. While I'm sure they would have quite the fight, all sweaty and shirtless and beating on each other with... um, whatever I was talking about *licks lips*. The entire point, however, is that after a while, Nero would get tired of fighting fair, and would sucker-punch Hector in the nuts or, failing that, SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE.

Johnny Depp.


Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) vs. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean)? Answer: Rum filled chocolates for all, and happy pirates and children everywhere. There would be no bloodshed.

Sweeney Todd (Demon Barber of Fleet Street) vs. Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)? Answer: SWEENEY TODD. Sorry, Ichabod.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker (Cry-Baby) vs. Sam (Benny & Joon)? Answer? CRY-BABY. Dude. Sam would either cry or shit himself. I think Cry-Baby would just sing about it afterward and use the experience to pick up chicks.

Zachary Quinto.


Spock (Star Trek: Reboot) versus Sylar (Heroes)? Answer: SPOCK. He'd Vulcan nerve pinch that bitch so hard the fight would never even happen.

Keanu Reeves.


Constantine (Constantine) vs. Neo (The Matrix)? Answer: CONSTANTINE. He didn't spend 30 years as a battery. Also? He's a total badass without manipulating technology.

Adam Baldwin.


Jayne Cobb (Firefly/Serenity) vs. John Casey (Chuck)? Answer: JAYNE, because he has VERA.

Dominic Monaghan.


Meriadoc Brandybuck (LOTR) vs. Christ Bradley/Bolt (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)? Answer? BOLT. Seriously. Not a fair fight. Merry's going down like a $2 hooker.

Taylor Kitsch.


Remy LeBeau/Gambit (X-Men) vs. Pogue Parry (The Covenant)? Answer?  POGUE. Sadly, after Pogue's birthday and the ascension of his powers, he's a little bit too crafty to get hit by a deck of cards.

Patrick Stewart.

Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: TNG) vs. Charles Xavier (X-Men)? Answer: PICARD. Charles is too nice to kill the savior of our world, and besides, Picard would steal Magneto's Helmet for the occasion.

Will Smith.


Agent J (MIB) vs. Captain Steven Hiller (Independence Day)? Answer? AGENT J. Let's he honest - Hiller was hot and pretty damn cool, but J ran down a cephalopoid, on foot, and that just because he was feeling a little bit ornery. Hiller needs his nerd sidekick to do serious damage.

Halle Berry.

Patience Phillips (Catwoman) vs. Ororo Munroe/Storm (X-Men)? Answer? STORM. Do you know what happens to a cat when it's hit by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.



 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
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Coda to 5x20 "Cost of Living".

Setting: For those who haven't JUST watched the episode on TV? It ends with Deanna Troi, her mother Lwaxana Troi, Alexander Rozhenko, and his father (Lt. Worf) all sitting in a holodeck mud bath (and enjoying themselves, except for Worf). The first line of dialogue is taken directly from the last line in the episode.

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'You're just supposed to sit here?' )

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Ya I have no idea why I wrote this.

 
 
epiphanyx7
27 May 2009 @ 05:53 pm
It's been rolling around in the back of my mind for some time now, and I think that now is as good a time as any to let it out. To be honest, I feel that sometimes, fandoms in general are a lot too complex and xenophobic. And I really think that just because you really, really enjoy one fandom, it doesn't mean that you shouldn't just once in a while write that weird fic that doesn't belong to any of your fandoms - or even, you haven't been able to find a fandom to put it in.

So. I am compiling a list of fandoms/fanfic that I personally believe ought to exist, somewhere, out there. And if they do, feel free to link to them (if you can) and if they don't, feel free to write them. This, however, is really just a list for me - of all the things I think would make the world a better place, should they exist.
  1. Star Trek (2009) /Heroes Crossover. Why? Because I would REALLY like to see Spock kill people with his brain. Think about how creepy Sylar could be if he had the Vulcan Nerve-pinchy thingy, and the mind-melding abilities. I mean, how would you explain Peter Petrelli on the bridge of the USS Enterprise??
  2. Galaxy Quest - There isn't enough Galaxy Quest fanfic. Whether it  be the Galaxy Quest of sci-fi fanatic fame in the movie, or the movie itself, I wanna see MORE.
  3. X-Men Origins: Wolverine - There needs to be Gambit!Porn. I don't care what the pairing is, as long as Remy LeBeau is involved. Here are some suggestions: Remy LeBeau/Remy Lebeau. Remy/Logan. Remy/Female. Remy/Female/Female. Remy!Sandwich! Remy/Remy's hand. Remy/Logan's Jacket. Remy/Airplane. Remy/the Universe. Remy/Scott. Remy/population of earth. No, I'm  not picky. Yes, I am serious. Taylor kitch is hot and deserves lots of porn in his name. If someone writes Remy LeBeau taking a shower and jerking off, I will actually WORSHIP YOU. Or, y'know, I might unlock that one Remy/Logan piece I wrote. Sheesh.
  4. Star Trek (2009) Gen!fic. Why? Because there's too much terrible romance around, that's why. I want to see someone write me the AU version of "The Trouble with Tribbles" or, failing that, give me a good ol' fashioned away team mission, with lots of screaming, and explosions, and NO resolution of any type, romantically. Let's hear it for gen!fic!
  5. High School Musical - the one where Ryan and Sharpay have a fight, and Ryan goes to school in drag and refers to himself as "the prettier Evans twin". Bonus points if it takes place previous to High School Musical.
  6. Don't Care High, by Gordon Korman. I don't really care how old this book is or how ridiculously cheesy it is. THIS DESERVES FANFIC. Come ON. "Mike is gone, but his spirit lives on" is just BEGGING for some freshman to misinterpret it and the newest wave of DCH students to think that there is the ghost of a murdered student drifting through the hallways. Let's go, people!
  7. Screech Owls - because Lacey and I can't be the ONLY people to write fanfic for them, okay?
  8. SGA/Heroes crossover. Actually, it doesn't matter what the first fandom is, because EVERYTHING needs a Heroes crossover. Where, I demand to know, is the Veronica Mars/Heroes crossover? Where is the Sky High/Heroes crossover? WHERE IS THE STAR TREK VOYAGER/HEROES CROSSOVER? Although, yeah, SGA would be nice. I guess I'm just a little bit spoiled, having read Aegis and High School Heroes and whatnot.

EDIT: 

I am willing to make you a deal, okay? If YOU write fanfic outside of your own fandom, for a baby fandom or something you haven't been able to find any fanfic for - if you do that, you can ask me for ANY fandom/pairing, and I will write you a minimum of 2000 words. Okay? YOU write a little-known fandom, I will write you something YOU want. Anything. You choose your fandom AND your pairing, and I will write you at least 2000 words. Because hey, how is it possible that I could only find ONE Don't Care High fanfic on ff.n?? And NO screech owls? This is a damned travesty.

PS: Oi, flist. Anybody wanna start a community for fandoms that don't have anywhere else to go?
 
 
epiphanyx7
22 May 2009 @ 09:21 am
1 - Writing 4500 words of High School Musical (2) fanfiction.
2 - Liking it and planning on writing more.
 
 
epiphanyx7
21 May 2009 @ 02:41 pm
There are many, many things I should discuss.



  1. I used to be sane.
  2. I am considering dreamwidth as a viable LJ alternate (thoughts?)
  3. It has occurred to me that there is something seriously wrong with me. I managed to squick myself out writing non-kinky consensual het pseudo-porn. I say pseudo-porn because it was a sex scene, yes, but it was NOT supposed to be sexy and/or erotic, so I don't think it counts as porn. Regardless - the last time I wrote het porn, it was of the kink-bingo variety. It was horribly uncomfortable to write. I don't like het, people. It's just WEIRD.
Why am I no longer sane? )



As for the dreamwidth thing... )



Writing het is so fucked up... )



But in any case. I have issues. SO MANY ISSUES.

 
 
epiphanyx7
20 May 2009 @ 09:42 pm
If you've ever loved me, ever read anything that I've ever written (original or fanfic) or if you hate my guts and want to tear apart my heart and soul, please... Click on this link [[THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME]] and leave a comment. Signed, anonymous, I don't care. But please please do, because I will probably make puppy eyes at you if you don't.

PS: If you pimp my writing out to your friends and get them to comment, too, I will write a story for you. <3. Unless you hate my writing, in which case... you'll get a really awful story.

 
 
epiphanyx7
12 May 2009 @ 11:16 pm
Inspired because of this clip: NOTE THIS CLIP IS FROM THE MOVIE. AS A PART OF THE MOVIE, IT WILL TOTALLY COUNT AS SPOILERS.

Cut to conserve space. )



Title: So Hold Tight, Hold Tight
Fandom: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Gambit/Wolverine)
Length: 2134 words
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, Slash, spoilers for the movie.

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I have so many issues. )

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epiphanyx7
12 May 2009 @ 10:07 pm

Title: Moonlight
Warnings: Werewolves, violence, gore, angst, and sex. Rated R.
Claimer: All mine.
Disclaimer: The real people who have inspired these characters are law-abiding citizens of their respective countries, who do not in any way commit murder on a monthly basis. Nor do they participate in any form of vigilante justice.
Summary: Times are changing, and a new werewolf is swept into an underworld filled with deceit, violence, and unbearable consequences -- no longer human, and yet still struggling to survive...


CHAPTER TEN:
 

 
 
epiphanyx7
08 May 2009 @ 10:21 pm
STAR TREK OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHY DO I NOT HAVE A GLEEFUL JOY ICON </capslock>

Seriously. If ever there was a time to use my 'gleeful joy' icon, it would be now. So, why, dear friends, am I still lacking in one to express my ultimate happy? 

There are NO SPOILERS under this cut. )
So yes. Star Trek. Practically orgasm-inducing. I am jealous of Zoe Saldana, who apparently played "Claudine" in the 2007 movie Blackout. Coincidence? Yes. However, from this point on, she is totally the one I'm hiring to play me in the movie about my life.

<3<3
 
 
epiphanyx7
05 May 2009 @ 09:16 pm
I would like to say, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

Warning: Spoilers for Wolverine's Memory Loss. Wait - whoops. My bad. )

*winks*

Oh hey, here's a significant difference between DC and Marvel movies: DC pretends that their homo-eroticism is subtext. Marvel just throws it at you and says "Yes, our superheroes are very, very gay - I dare you to complain."

 
 
epiphanyx7
30 April 2009 @ 03:26 am
I wrote part of a story.

I wrote 9600 words that happens to be the first CHAPTER of a story I just got the idea for. No, this is NOT NanoWriMo.

So - to post, or not to post? 

Edit: Dani has spoken.
 
 
epiphanyx7
27 April 2009 @ 08:10 pm
AIM  
I has it!

Epiphanyx7, people. Add me, talk to me, because msn HATES MY GUTS.
 
 
 
epiphanyx7
20 April 2009 @ 01:36 am
This is me being witty! Oh, wait, it's not. Okay, so the thing is, I feel bad about spamming everyone's flist, but I really really like updating my journal. I will endeavor to put everything under a cut, though, so it's not too irritating.

News: I now have a BJD!! She's a Souldoll Miryu, and absolutely gorgeous, and I'll probably being making payments on her for a while (yay awesome friends who let me buy dollies from them on invisible credit).

So, her name is Charlie. It's short for Charlize.

This is Charlie.

Charlie is a BJD.

Watch me be a huge, huge geek without any sort of life whatsoever... right here. )

 
 
epiphanyx7
16 April 2009 @ 11:36 am
1. Charm - 4 drabbles, 432 words

Firefly:

Like a Prince - Simon, Jayne, Gen )

Miscellaneous - Entourage:

Victory - Ensemble, Gen )

Harry Potter:

Practice - Ron, Hermione )

REAL PERSON WTF: Dess & Co.

Bracelet )



2. Footsteps - 6 drabbles, 605 words.


Stargate Atlantis:


Ninja Skills - Rodney, Ronon, Gen )

Supernatural:

Dean's got a Plus 58 to his Listen Check, Apparently )

Firefly:

I don't know why they're in a hotel )

Merlin:

Heat Wave )

Veronica Mars:

Takes place pre-first season, obviously. )

Miscellaneous - The Little Mermaid:


First time for Everything )



3. Gravity - 4 drabbles, 719 words.

Sky High:


Flight School )

Miscellaneous - Big Bang Theory:

Approxmately )

Miscellaneous - The Hobbit:


Oh the SHAME of having written Hobbit Fanfic at ALL )

Merlin:

Freeze Frame )
 
 
 
 

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